Well, apparently, someone was looking for “pickles giving you weird dreams” and they happened to find me here rambling about something or other. I assure you I have never written about this particular topic until now. I’m sure I’ve touched on pickles on a post, and perhaps weird dreams in another, but never have I drawn that succinct a line.
Now, if I were to write on this topic, here’s what I might say… yes, I realize this is quite strange. Work with me here.
Pickles are my achillles heel
I can not leave them be.
I want to eat them day and night
But they cause me too much grief.
Strange dreams haunt me consistently
On pickle days and nights
Vivid dreams of the spooky
And strange people looking to fight.
These people seem to be confused
Living a world not quite like our own
They look like us and talk like us
But clearly live quite stoned.
I believe they’re in pergatory
However, apparently that’s not the case
How else can you explain the dream
When logic has no face?
Is it a dream, or is it real?
Is it pickle juice causing me to toss?
Wake me now. Hurry please.
I’m so confused about Sawyer and Lost.
P.S. For Lost fans, I do not mean to disrespect the show in any way. I don’t watch it, however whenever I ask someone about the show, I do get completely LOST trying to understand it.