Posted by: Daisy | February 10, 2009

Smart kids share their wisdom

This was sent to me and it certainly cheered me up a bit so I could not resist sharing the humour. We all know kids say the darndest things, right?

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

– Daisy



  1. Brilliant. Just brilliant! I love reading examples of child logic. It puts a smile on my face that won’t quit.

    Agreed – I’m still smiling about the hot and cold milk. – Daisy

  2. Just loved them, kids can be so sweet.

    We learn so much from their utterings! 🙂 – Daisy

  3. These are great. It’s a shame we can’t keep some of this wide-eyed innocence.

    I think we can prolong it.. and the out of the box thinking it represents by laughing and encouraging kids creativity when they say/pretend the strangest things! It’s only when we box them up that they begin to stop thinking and saying these things… – Daisy

  4. Awww, how sweet. I like the little girl and the medicine bottle. “how does it know its me?” Too cute!

    Yeah, what a cutie. I can imagine thinking that at that age – Daisy

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