Posted by: Daisy | April 21, 2010

Crossing Borders

This was emailed me and I thought it was pretty hilarious. Enjoy – Daisy

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Let me see if I’ve got this right…

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you 12 years hard labour.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinately.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the Canadian border illegally, you get:

a job,
a driver’s licencse
social insurance card
welfare
counselling
language training
credit cards
subsidized rent
free education
free health care
and the right to protect and burn our flag.

I just wanted to make sure I have a firm grasp on reality.

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Responses

  1. if you cross the UK border it’s much the same

    Wonderful. I should come by go on welfare, burn the flag, and get some counselling – Daisy

  2. you would be wecomed, everyone else is, haha

    thanks – i’m sure! 😉 – Daisy


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